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Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Archangel Starbase, Status Report

Archangel Starbase is operational.

Courier/cargo wing, Gabriel Bay, operating at 90% of capacity.

Medical/Search & Rescue wing, Raphael Bay, ready at three minutes’ notice 24/7.

Military wing, Michael Bay, keeps exploding.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

Are we even watching the same movie?!

One thing I’ll never do again is watch a movie with a genius. You, me, us normal people, have a thing called suspension of disbelief. When we watch a Harry Potter movie we don't get lost when they shoot lighting out of their little wand. We're in, we get it. Magic. Got it! Light up the screen! I'm i...

What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient?

Michael Bay Leaves.

Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs?

Michael Bay Leaves

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