Movie Director Jokes - 10 Hilarious Movie Director Jokes

Why was the Movie Director arrested?

He made a huge scene in public.

What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito?

“That’s a wrap!”

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Movie director once said that

Bitches be having 5 dildos, 3 vibrators and a butt plug talking about "𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦"

Yeah, a Toy Story.

Have you heard about what the necromancer movie director did?

He ordered the whole film to be reanimated.

Best movie director for COVID times?

Quentin Quarantino

Movie directors are the worst....

They're always going around making a scene.....

Go out camping during the lockdown to become a famous movie director.

Tentin Quarantino.

A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.

A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!

The film crew creates...

How do you break up with a famous movie director?

You look him in the eyes and say, Joss we done.

How many movie directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, but the last one has to be M. Night Shyamalan, to give it a twist at the end.

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