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House Arrest Jokes

Did you hear about the pilot that wasn't allowed to fly because of a house arrest?

He was grounded

What is house arrest for grown-ups?

"Your package will be delivered tomorrow between 9AM and 5PM."

What do you call an ex on house arrest?

“Out of Stalk”

One benefit of living in a van.

You can go basically anywhere on house arrest.

Hugh Laurie was confronted by a police officer at his door.

It was a House arrest.

A man robs a bank to get away from his wife...

As he sat on the steps of the bank waiting for the police to come he was relieved with thoughts of never having to see his wife again.

Later In the court room waiting for his ruling, he was excited to finally be somewhere far far away from her.

Seeing this the judge thought of the wor...

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