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Shelby Jokes

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A family councilor was having a group discussion with several parents and their children.

Councilor: You, parents, have named your kids after something you greatly value.

Parent 1: Oh, so I named my daughter Shelby because I like cars?

Councilor: Yes, that's the right idea.

Parent 2: And I named my girl Ruby because I love jewelry!

Councilor: That's correct....

So my cousin called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent.....

Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it & I would call her back.

Before I called her back my aunt called, told me that my cousin was lying & not to give her the money. She goes on to say that ...

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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)

1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."


2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...

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