I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty.
But they were worried it would only be worth $30.
A pastor and and an airline pilot meet St Nick at the Gates to Heaven. The airline pilot is first to approach the saint
Peter: Name and profession please
Pilot: John Williams, Ryanair pilot.
Peter: *riffles through a massive book* John Williams...John Williams... umm... ah yes!
Peter: clicks his fingers and a beautiful silk robe and ornate golden staff appear out of thin air.
Frederick Fox, hatmaker for the British Royalty, died today.
He was one in a milliner.
Fredrick the train conductor
Frederick, a train conductor, was driving his train when he thought browsing Reddit at the controls was a good idea. The train suffered a terrible crash and only those in the front of the train survived. Frederick was put on trial for the negligent homicide of nearly a hundred people. He was found g...
4th of July Alcohol puns: American Heroes edition.
So this all started with Abraham Drinkin.
Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme.
Here's what we have so far (some are better than others) :
John Wilkes Booze ...