With all the Covid-19 numbers increasing in FL, GA, TX, and AL...
I think I'm finally beginning to understand what they mean by "The South will rise again".
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There was a groundbreaking surgery performed here in Houston, TX.
A baby was born recently that had a congenital condition that caused problems with the development of the delicate tissues on his face. The poor child was born without eyelids. Resourceful doctors and surgeons came up with a plan to circumcise the baby boy and use his foreskin to construct new eyeli...
The Pope visits Texas
The Pope was state bound scheduled to give a speech in Dallas, TX. On their way to the venue the Pope rolls down the privacy glass in the limo and says to his chauffeur, "Hey, you know what? I've always rode in these things, but I've never driven one! Do you mind if we switch spots?" Being it was th...
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird...
What do you call a rich Chinese?
https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg
What's Irish and sits on the porch?
Paddy O'furniture
(Shanelessly stolen off a sign in College Station, TX)
Breaking news!
Corona Virus claims a black belt. Chuck Norris, Dead at 80.
Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris, famous actor and fighter, died yesterday afternoon at his home in Northwood Hills, TX at the age of 80.
Chuck Starred in dozens of movies and Tv series which have, and continue to entertain millions ...
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home...
*Police Sergeant*: What is her height?
*Husband*: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
*Sergeant*: Colour of eyes?
*Husband*: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
*Sergeant*: Colour of hair?
*Husband*: Changes a couple times a ...
Police do a good deed
I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don’t care about others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows “not all cops are in that category”.
This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, TX. which reported ...
How many times is this guy going to fall down the stairs?
Until he sticks the landing. Full story---> I could hardly sleep last night because two of my tenants were up all night drinking and taking their medicine. As he was trying to take a cab to his doctors appointment, he fell down the stairs. I didnt want to move him in case his head or neck was ...
There's a long funeral service in Nuevo Laredo
Now, I don't know if you know Nuevo Laredo. It's a Mexican border town, just across the Rio Grande from Laredo, TX. There's lots of American expats on the south side of the border and a lot of Mexican expats on the north side of the border, and large extended families spread their tendrils regardles...
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