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Shadowed Jokes

The MI5, the CIA and the KGB are having a competition

Three small parties of all three Agencies meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big german forest.

For the goal of the competition, they decided that each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins....

I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today.

The experience was really eye opening.

A man DIES

He died tragically and unexpectedly in a botched robbery. Devastated, his wife Cindy mourned four several months, leaving the house only to pick up groceries that her doting mother leaves on her doorstep.

The only comfort to her grief was his cat, who is similarly distraught. After several mo...

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A man hasn't pooped in 3 days...

...so he goes to the doctor. The doctor walks into the exam room shadowed by a medical student. After the man describes his symptoms, the doctor says,

"Well, you're constipated."

The medical student says, "No shit."

The doctor replies, "Don't insult the man, I'm sure he knows w...

Question about storytelling.

If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?

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A psychiatrist arrives for a house call and is greeted by a panicked mother

Who shows him to her sonā€™s room. Her son had taken an extreme interest in First Nations culture in the past years going as far as packing his room with First Nations ornaments and trinkets and even changing his name to Spirit Eagle. However, the interesting state of his room was over shadowed by the...

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