I hate redundancy

Unnecessary repetition really gets on my nerves

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Traveling Salesman and the Sheep.

A traveling salesman is lost in a rural part of West Virginia (that's a redundancy, but...). He comes upon a farm and stops to ask directions. As he walks up to the door, he happens to look up on a hill behind the house and sees a man copulating with a sheep. He doesn't know whether he should tell a...

Department of Redundancy

Department

Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses...

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun s...

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Some day I will write a guidebook:

"suicide for dummies", just because I fucking love redundancy

What do you call a division that does the same things again for no reason?

The Department of Redundancy Department

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