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Secondhand Jokes

What does a frugal knitter have in common with a drug addict?

They don't mind using a secondhand needle

Why did the one-armed man go to the mall on Christmas Eve?

To visit the secondhand shop.

Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget?

The Secondhand store.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the secondhand shop

An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...

It was secondhand.

Where do pirates get their hooks?

Nowhere in particular, but mostly secondhand.

There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store

A person died of secondhand smoke

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Odd Signs From England

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
IT BACK OR FURTHER STE...

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