Pirates can get ear piercing done for a buccaneer.
I used to view smokers as rude due to the harmful effects of secondhand smoke.
Now that assisted-suicide is legal, I view them as polite.
A man and his clothing store
A long time ago there was a man who sold secondhand women's clothing at a small shop on the main road of a small town. Now, this man, Theodore, had one joy in life: Arranging the mannequins in a way that made each garment look it's best, and placing them in the front window. As he had gotten ...
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Nowhere in particular, but mostly secondhand.
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...
It was secondhand.
There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store
A person died of secondhand smoke
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Odd Signs From England
Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STE...