"That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?"
"Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied.
So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good...
The other day I saw a one hand man in a second hand store...
I went up to him and told him that I don't believe they have what you're looking for.
What's worse than seeing a condom in a second hand store?
Coming back to find it sold.
Me and my one arm girlfriend went shopping together and passed a second hand store. She asked if we could go in.
I told her she won’t find what she’s looking for.
What is Luke Skywalker's least favorite store
The second hand store
I'm thinking of opening a shop which sells used artificial limbs
Call it the second hand second hand store
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A Pirate walks into his local tavern.
He has just returned from a long venture out at sea and hasn’t been there for a while.
The bartender sees him and immediately screams, “Holy hell, what happen to your leg?”
Pirate: “What do you mean?”
Bartender: “What do I mean?! you got a bloody piece of wood where your leg was...
For my cake day this year I want to share the love I have of Star Wars and dad jokes so here is one of my favorites: Where did Luke get this cybernetic hand from?
The second hand store.
Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi?
Second Hand Store
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