Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she’s too big for B shells

Say this aloud: Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big!

My wife - its difficult to say what she does for a living.

She sells seashells on the seashore.

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

You wanna sell seashells by the seashore?

Well that’s a lot easier done than said.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can't find her seashells?

An algebra.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.



*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

With the rising toilet paper crisis

Does anyone know where to buy 3 premium seashells

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Shelley's parents finally built up the nerve to confront their daughter about her time spent at the beach everyday...

 

 

Mom : "Quite a little operation you have going on out here sweetie.. but are you sure you've given this enough thought...?"

 

Shelley : "I sure have! This has always been my dream and I'm finally doing it! You should always do what yo...

Last time I was at Disney with my dad...

He complimented Ariel on her seashells.

She didn't have seashells. They were more of a small B shell.

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.

The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?

The man: I'm a dentist.

A: okay, and are you married?

M: yes, i am!

A: okay, and what does your wife do for a livi...

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

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