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Seashells Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They out grew their b-shells.

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

You wanna sell seashells by the seashore?

Well that’s a lot easier done than said.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.



*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.

But that's just a front for Pied Piper's pickled peppers, shipped inside woodchuck chucked wood.

A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can't find her seashells?

An algebra.

A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan

The banker says okay, but I'll need some information first. What do you do for a living?

The man says he's a dentist.

A fine profession! And are you married?

Yes.

And what does your wife do for a living?

Well, it's a little hard to say....

I must know if you...

Its difficult to say what my wife does

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

With the rising toilet paper crisis

Does anyone know where to buy 3 premium seashells

Last time I was at Disney with my dad...

He complimented Ariel on her seashells.

She didn't have seashells. They were more of a small B shell.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

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