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Nimble Jokes

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Jack be nimble, jack be quick

Jack doesn't appreciate you bringing up his premature ejaculation issues

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There was a king ready to abdicate.

So he brought in his 3 sons. He tells them, "Each of you will receive a trial, the first to complete their trial will become king."

Beginning with his eldest son, a brave and foolhardy man of great stature he says, "You are to bring me your grandmother's emerald ring, lost decades ago in the ...

My Dog

I got a new dog recently, a nice little puppy border collie. He’s active and nimble and I take him on walks all the time. I decided to name him “five miles” so I could say I walked five miles today.


Two weeks ago, something unusal for me happened. I ran over five miles.

The creation of the woman.

When Adam roamed the garden of Eden, he saw how happy all the pairs of animals were, and he craved a partner. He prayed all day and all night, and in the end god answered his pleads and replied.

"Adam, what are you praying for?"

"Oh almighty god! I have seen the bliss of the animals of...

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