Savers Jokes - 7 Hilarious Savers Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor.

So the teacher gives them a hint and say it's what your parents call each other. A little girl shouts and says “ OMG their assholes.

You know who I bumped into in SpecSavers today?

Everyone

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A teacher was testing her students' ability to guess what objects were without using their sight...

She had the kids all blindfolded and gave them things such as pine cones, little bars of soap, or small toy animals, and they had to figure out what they were by using their sense of touch or smell. Then she gave them a real treat, Life Savers in all kinds of flavors, and they had to taste them to g...

I'm Sure He'll Call Back.

PHONE: Ring... Ring...

ME: Hello.

CALLER: Hello. I am Annensor Rasheel from PC Tech Savers. We have detected a problem on your computer.

ME: Oh, thank you. You called just in time. My computer caught fire and I threw a glass of water on it to put it out.

Also in my ex...

Bill Gates dies and reaches the Pearly Gates....[Long]

Meets Saint Peter at the gates and he tells Bill, “because you brought computers, technology and helped humanity, we have decided to let you tour hell and after the tour, you get to decide if you want to stay there, or come into heaven”

“I get to choose?” Asked Bill

“Yes... But just re...

Two old guys talking.

Guy 1: As I get older all I need is, Spec-savers, Boots, and Greggs..

Guy 2: Yep, life is all Specs, and Drugs and Sausage rolls!!!

I walked into the wrong opticians to collect my new glasses.

Should've gone to SpecSavers.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.