An Afghan man named Ahmed is walking down a dirt road with his wife ahead of him a few steps.
He meets another man going the opposite way.
"Salam aleikum, brother" he says.
"Aleikum Assalam" replies Ahmed.
"Did you know that the Great Prophet would never allow a woman to walk ahead of him?" asks the man.
Ahmed replies, "And did you know that there were no minefiel...
My wife told me to chill with the dinosaur jokes.
I told her Jurassicing a lot of me.
Yes it is terrible, yes I am a dad and yes ill stop scrolling and go to bed now. Salam my friends.
Pathan sends his neighbour, Santa Singh an SMS
A Pathan sends a text to his next-door neighbor who happens to be Santa Singh
"Salam Mr Singh, Sorry yaar. I am ashamed and I have to tell you somethng. Hope you will forgive me: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but ...