Running Gag Jokes - 14 Hilarious Running Gag Jokes

A running gag

never dies. it falls.

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

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My girlfriend keeps trying to give me a blowjob on the treadmill

It’s a running gag

I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise.

It's a bit of a running gag.

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I've met a track and field athlete that commonly chokes whenever he runs too fast,

It became a running gag for him.

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Every morning when I jog I reflect on my life and I want to throw up.

It's a running gag.

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If every time I need to throw up I sprint to the toilet...

...at what point does it become a running gag?

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We’re always making fun of our friend who threw up during a marathon

It's a running gag

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This morning I choked on water while jogging for the third time this week...

Worst running gag ever.

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Why didn’t the walking man get the joke?

It was a running gag.

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I’ve decided to stop giving blowjobs during marathons.

I’m just not a fan of running gags.

Did you hear about the woman whose boyfriend picked her up to 69 and then decided to jog at the same time?

It was a bit of a running gag.

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What does a puking marathoner have in common with a joke about karma and cake?

They are both running gags.

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A man see's a guy throwing a ball for his dog at the park.

He throws the ball, the dog chases it but as he gets close to the ball he falls to the ground and starts choking. The owner doesn't seem too fazed and the man watching is about to rush to help the dog when the dog gets up, snatches the ball and brings it back to the owner. The owner throws the ball ...

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