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Rump Roast Jokes

How do you get Asperger’s?

Grind up a rump roast.

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A Mom brings her son to the doctor because of his diet

Mom: please help doctor. He’s such a picky eater!

Doctor: what are his favorite foods?

Mom: he only eats one thing: rump roast steak between two sesame buns

The doctor pauses to think then says, “Yes I’ve seen this before...sounds like Ass Burgers.”

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If I was dissing someone’s butt...

Would you call it a rump roast?

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a guy was in the grocery store...

And after a while he saw a woman walking around, doing the most peculiar thing. She'd touch her head, grab both of her breasts, pat her crotch, then grab her own ass. The guy followed her quietly, and she continued her actions- head, breasts, crotch, ass. soon he approached her and asked what she wa...

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