A young woman had a habit of doing naked gymnastics in the living room in the afternoon
One day she decided to try a a split, thereby creating a vacuum which sucked her firmly to the tile floor. In spite of all her attempts, she couldn't free herself and had to wait for her husband to come home.
When he got there, he pulled as hard as he could, too. But she remained completely s...
A husband and wife are having breakfast
The wife asks him: ‘Honey could you take a look at the bathroom door, it seems a little stuck’
‘Do I look like a carpenter?’
‘And the toilet is also clogged.. i’d take a look at that as well’
‘Do I look like a plumber?’
‘Oh and theres a tile loose on our kitchen floor’...
A man calls a tiler ... (old East Germany joke)
... "Hi! I'd like some bathroom tiles repaired please. When can you come?"
Tiler: "Next appointment is in 8 years."
Man: "Oh, OK, I take it."
Tiler: "Morning or Afternoon?"
(This is the type of joke that went around in communist countries like Eastern Europe. Tradesme...
Dad joke.
What do you call a beautiful female roofer.
Bonnie Tiler.
One day, daughter shack came to Mama and Papa shack and told them that she wanted to be a comedian.
“But you're not funny," said Mama shack.
Seeing his daughter's roofline sag in disappointment, Papa shack spoke up. "Maybe we could get you a coach?"
Daughter shack smiled with joy, and as she left, Papa shack arranged for a coach.
The coach came, a part time tiler who pr...
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A failing zoo was desperate to drive attendance.
After much discussion, they finally purchased a gnu from Africa.
In anticipation of its arrival, the zoo built a new exhibit for the hard-to-obtain animal. It was a beautiful indoor/outdoor enclosure and contractors worked diligently to meet the deadline of the animal’s arrival.
Unfort...
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