A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start.
What did the woodcutter say before getting killed by his son?
"I never expected this tree-son"
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter,
but the boss doesn't think he's fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing.
To prove this, he goes outside, hits a five foot tree with his axe, and it falls over. The boss is impressed. The old man then repeats this with a ten foot tree. Then a thirty foot...
Did you hear about the woodcutter who lost his job?
His boss gave him the axe.
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Two friends go to an employment agency looking for jobs.
The agent asks the first one what he does. "Pilot" the man says.
"Excellent" the agent replies. "We have a bunch of openings for pilots." She gives him a form and sends him on his way.
She then asks the second man what he does. He tells her he's a woodcutter.
"Oh, I'm sorry" ...
A man in a job interview is asked "Do you have any experience?"
A man in a job interview is asked
Interviewer: "Do you have any experience?"
Man "I was a woodcutter in Sahara."
Interviewer: "But Sahara is a desert."
Man: "It is a desert now."
Interviewer: "The job is yours."
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Richard Gere starts searching for meaning of life.
I translated this joke from my native Serbian language, spelling might not be perfect. Ok.
Richard Gere starts searching for meaning of life. He learn that there is in Texas one very smart guy, and that he can help him, he goes there and ask him "Can you tell me what is meaning of life?". ...