Cut 100 Trees And No One Will Call You Woodcutter,
Cut 1000 Trees And No One Will Call You Woodcutter,
Cut 10000 Trees And No One Will Call You Woodcutter,
But Fuck One Sheep...
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter,
but the boss doesn't think he's fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing.
To prove this, he goes outside, hits a five foot tree with his axe, and it falls over. The boss is impressed. The old man then repeats this with a ten foot tree. Then a thirty foot...
What did the woodcutter say before getting killed by his son?
"I never expected this tree-son"
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start.
Did you hear about the woodcutter who lost his job?
His boss gave him the axe.
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting
the branch of a tree hanging over a river ... ..., his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the...
Two cousins go to the unemployment office.
They ask the first one what he does and he tells them “pilot”. They tell him they can get him a job immediately. They ask second cousin and he’s says “woodcutter” they tell him it may be difficult to place him because its not really a specialty. “Well you said you could get my cousin a job right awa...
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away
there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in thei...
A man in a job interview is asked "Do you have any experience?"
A man in a job interview is asked
Interviewer: "Do you have any experience?"
Man "I was a woodcutter in Sahara."
Interviewer: "But Sahara is a desert."
Man: "It is a desert now."
Interviewer: "The job is yours."
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Richard Gere starts searching for meaning of life.
I translated this joke from my native Serbian language, spelling might not be perfect. Ok.
Richard Gere starts searching for meaning of life. He learn that there is in Texas one very smart guy, and that he can help him, he goes there and ask him "Can you tell me what is meaning of life?". ...
Two friends go to an employment agency looking for jobs.
The agent asks the first one what he does. "Pilot" the man says.
"Excellent" the agent replies. "We have a bunch of openings for pilots." She gives him a form and sends him on his way.
She then asks the second man what he does. He tells her he's a woodcutter.
"Oh, I'm sorry" ...