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The Romans had an unusual sexual fetish for Jesus

One time, they even nailed him on a cross.

Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus’s crucifixion?

To prevent cross contamination.

Algebra was easy for the Romans.

X was always 10.

Two Romans talking

Roman I: "There are X kinds of programmers"
Roman II: "What's programmers?"

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A man was interviewing for a position with the CIA (Part 1)

He turns up to the interview and there are two other guys.

The first guy gets taken in for an interview and is asked: Who killed Jesus Christ? He replies "The Jews".

The second guy gets taken in and is asked the same thing, to which he replies "The Romans".

The third guy (our gu...

The Ancient Romans were debating how to count things

Their city state was already hundreds of years old, and their Republic was barrelling down the pathway to Empire: but they still hadn't decided fully how to count things.

The Senate was a blaze of fury as populares and optimates rowed over the proper way to measure and record all things numer...

Why did all the Romans go to prison?

Because their X’s were all 10.

64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire

christians: i can’t believe this

romans: correct

Why is jesus bad at basketball?

Because the romans crossed him up

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An old Greek man and an old Italian man are arguing. The Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!"

The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!"

The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!"

The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!"

The Greek man says "...

Romans

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says to the bartender "5 beers please."

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A group of fighters from the Roman Colosseum were hired out to rich Romans as prostitutes. One so impressed an influential Roman noble with his oral skills that she began to work on getting him freed.

In the end he was gladiator.

The Greeks invented the threesome

But it was the Romans who thought of adding women.

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