4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip...
As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and be very loud indeed. The 4th one is trying to get some meaningful sleep and knowing that it would be fruitless to ask them to stop, hatches an ingenious plan. He goes...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer from the bartender.
As the bartender goes to get the drink, the bowl of peanuts pipes up, "excellent choice, on the beer! A really great decision."
Thinking he is hearing things, the man goes to the bathroom to wash his face.
On his way there, the juke box yells at him, "a goddamn beer? Horrible choice. ...
"I'm here reporting at an anti-coronavirus protest today..."
"The protestors are holding signs ridiculing the lockdown, saying it's "just mass panic." There are also some doctors here today. They're holding signs as well."
"What do the signs say?"
"I can't tell. I can't read their handwriting."
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