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Condescension Jokes

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The Turks invented sex

and then the Greeks improved it by removing the sheep and adding lubrication.

The Romans perfected it by discovering that you could have it with women too, then the French ruined it by adding misogynistic condescension, and the British made it worse by adding shame; after that, the Americ...

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A good old boy from Mississippi gets accepted to Yale. On the first day on campus, he stops a student and asks "Where is the library at?"

The students seems non-plussed, and says with condescension, "At Yale, sir, we don't end questions with a preposition."

Unfazed, the good old boy says, "Ok, so where's the library at, ASSHOLE?"

There's two things I hate.

Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?

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Smart ass

There's two mathematicians sitting at a bar.

One says, "hey, can you recite pi?".

The other replies with an air of condescension, "Recite pi? I hold the state record for most digits!"

"Oh yeah?", says the first, "can you recite pi backwards?"

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