What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughingstock.

Billy the ant scientist.

Once there was a mad scientist named Billy obsessed with experimenting on ants. For the this he earned the nickname "Ant billy" Billy ant" or "that weird ant dude" or variations there of and was generally considered a laughingstock of the town.

Determined to not be such a goddamn failure anym...

How do you make a humorous soup?

You use laughingstock.

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A Scotsman comes home from a business trip to Canada...

... and slams the door behind him. His wife comes running to the door to see the commotion. "Oh! It's you," she says a bit startled. "Welcome home, love! How was the trip?" He gives her a look of pure anger. "How was the trip? HOW. WAS. THE. TRIP? I WAS MADE A BLOODY FOOL BY YOU!" His wife is taken ...

I'm always the life of my family reunions.

It's no wonder they call me the laughingstock of the family.

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