It's been a long day and all are hungry. The first cowboy rummages in his saddlebags and pulls out a strip of meat to munch on.
"Got any more of that?" asks the second
"Nope. But I can show you where to get some: the bacon-tree."
"The bacon-tree. It's two hour...
These two old boys, Levi and Cleetus, decided to go hunting.
Well, their hunt took them two or three ridges from home and before they knew it they had gotten themselves good and lost. After spending half the day trying to figure out which way was home, Levi, being the brighter of the two, says to his hunting companion, "Cleetus, I seem to recollect that if a ...