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I fondly look back at when I was breastfed...

Thanks for the mammaries

My dad just told me, “When I get really old and look back at life, I’ll only think of one thing.”

“My neck hurts.”

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A joke I made up that's funny only when you look back at it.

This guy shows up to his optometrist and says "I have a weird problem",



The Optometrists replies, "What seems to be the trouble?"



The guys says, "Everything's blurry. My vision is horrible!"



"That's pretty common", the Optometrist replies. "We can certai...

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Two Bulgarians are driving in a car. A policemen stops them: "we're looking for two pedophiles". The Bulgarians look at each other, and look back at the policeman:

"Okay, we'll do it!"

Don't worry guys, when we look back on 2020

we'll say it was pretty sick.

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You ever hit a speed bump, look back and say...

Well shit that speed bump just barked

Someday, we’ll all look back on this COVID thing and laugh...

Well...not *all* of us...

For fear of a fate worse than death, don't look back.

Because hindsight is always 2020

In a year or two we are going to look back at this pandemic and laugh...

Obviously not all of us.

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Never seen an asshole look back at me.

One day a guy went to an asshole-specialist doctor after suffering from diarrhea for an entire week. The doctor examined his asshole and told him to drink soup made of cow head every morning. The guy went back and did so for a week. He came back to see the doctor the next week and said "Doc, I have ...

Next year will be the year we all look back and

see everything so clearly because hindsight is 2020

I look back at my emo teen phase in fear

I think I have PTxD

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men know where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you to do you? This is my seat after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! ...

A lot of people are going to look back when the epidemic is over and wish they had acted differently

But you know what they say... Hindsight is 2020.

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