The police investigate 3 suspects, a neighbor, a relative, one of the father's coworkers. All of them deny it and have an alibi. The neighbor was grocery shopping, the relative was on vacation, and the coworker was home watching The Walking Dead. The police arrest the father's coworker. They found t...
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In hard times, a young woman turns to prostitution...
For obvious reasons, she tries to keep this hidden from her only relative, her old grandma.
One cold evening, the brothel that the prostitute works in is raided by police. All sex workers are forced to wait in a line outside to show identification and documents.
As luck would have it, ...
My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76
Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.
Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.
I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.
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So, two detectives of the NYPD are investigating a murder, and have three suspects: Bob, Archibald, Mark.
Bob being the prime suspect, and Mark being the least suspected of the three.
They take Bob into the interrogation room hoping for a quick and easy confession. However, ...
One night, two law students are busy studying for an important exam to be held three days later.
However, they are burn out.
One of the boys thinks that studying any further is futile, and that they should drive tomorrow out state; meet his cousin; party like there's no tomorrow; drive back for one more day; and be in time for the exam the day after.
His colleague agree an...
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.
The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's go...
A Whodunnit Riddle
A woman is discovered dead in an alley, beaten to death with apparent force. The police found three likely suspects: a local Asian cook, who was single, a Russian construction worker, who had a family of five, and a frail Thai woman, who had one son, and divorced her husband because of the victim....
A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder
A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder. He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.
The police are interrogating a suspect
Cop: “Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?”
Me: “I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.”
Cop: “Son, I think you’re lying. Your alibi is full of hole...
A matter of conscience
A man is lying awake in the middle of the night in a hotel room, wracked with guilt because he just cheated on his wife. His conscience takes the form of a little angel and a little devil, and he's talking with them about what just happened.
The angel says, "Bill, this is the most terrible t...