Repellant Jokes - 3 Hilarious Repellant Jokes

I just purchased Big Foot repellant.

Er, sorry, a camera.

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A Belgian farmer is working on his farm

He's busy sprinkling blue powder all over the place. As he is doing so, a young boy walks past the farm and sees the farmer.

He asks the farmer: "Farmer, why do you sprinkle this blue powder all over your farm?"

The farmer answers: "This powder is elephant repellant!"

The boy r...

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What do you call an ant that's so fucking ugly every other ant wont go near it?

A repellant.

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