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Insect Repellent Jokes

A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent.

He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
“Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.”
The farmer was dubious.
“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray.
If there is ...

I know a guy who has a fetish for insect repellents.

He likes to get OFF.

I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.

There’s no files on me.

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