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Renamed Jokes

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".

I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

As a man, I've renamed my nipples Thoughts and Prayers.

...because they're useless.

Russia's Ministry of Culture renamed Tolstoy's most famous book.

It's now called "Special Military Operation and Peace"

I renamed my iPod The Titanic

When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

Tottenham have renamed their trophy room...

..to "The Room".

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

Johnson & Johnson should be renamed to just Johnson...

Because one prick is all you need.

Catholic Church service on Sunday has been renamed!

They now attend Sunday Mask.

What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good?

Rigor and Mortis

Renamed my bathroom

Now it called "The Gym" , and I can talk to my friends about how I've already been today.

World Health Organization has renamed the Coronavirus "COVID-19".

But I don't think it will catch on.

I renamed my dad jokes

To pizza jokes...because they're so cheesy...

I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day-

-that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning.

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons.

They are not the best team, but they are up there.

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I renamed my C: "Dat Ass"

Just so windows would periodically ask me if I want to back Dat Ass up

My local high school was renamed from Stonewall Jackson High School to Unity Reed High School.

_What school do you attend?_

U.R. High

Wuhan Flu was renamed COVID19 but I think Wuhan Flu is a more appropriate name...

It's more catchy.

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Did you hear they finally renamed “The Washington Redskins”?

Not sure “The Fuckin Injun’s” was a better choice.

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I renamed my night club Viagra...

It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!

Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

When the Mexicans finally invade and take over Los Angeles, what will the city be renamed to?

El Eyyyy

My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.

She asked why Budapest.

I said I'd renamed my stomach Budapest

She asked why again

Because Budapest is the capital of Hungry.

She is divorcing me.

Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns...

that it should be renamed Geddit.

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Well everyone, I finally did it..

I have renamed my dick. Although I have to admit that I've been getting some weird looks around the office when I tell people that I plan to spend my weekend sitting around the house occasionally beating "my wife."

You know, after everyone realized that James Corden doesn’t drive the car in Carpool Karaoke...

...they should have just renamed the show to Car Pull Karaoke.

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Female flight

A man boards a flight from london to chicago. before they are due to leave, a voice comes over the intercom and says, on behalf of captain natalie, we hope you enjoy the flight!.

Well, the man isn't best impressed, and once in the air he calls the crew over.



he asks, " Is it t...

A garage should be called a Carage. And the parking spots closest to the door should be called CarKing spots.

Road rage should permanently be renamed to carnage.

There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.

When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

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