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Renaming Jokes

I heard Taco Bell is renaming their restrooms.

They're now called "The Fast" and "The Furious".

Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll?

He is renaming it to Amazon Weeb Services.

Did you know they're renaming the Nantucket sound?

It's going to be called JFK Jr. Airport

In an effort to provide a calmer and more peaceful experience, Mark Zuckerberg is renaming and reformatting Facebook...

He's going to call it: Metastasis.

I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party

Or Nat-C for short

I’m renaming my kids Sony and Disney

Because they can’t agree on anything

The MLB is renaming the “disabled list” to the “injured list”.

I’m surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the “Show Jumping” event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

Kraft foods is moving their entire operation to Israel.

They’ll be renaming themselves “Cheeses of Nazareth”.

Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.

Recently, an outspoken atheist bought a local bookstore

The first change he made was renaming the religious section Crucifiction

Ellen has so much bad press about how entitled she is

That the network is renaming her program The Karen Show.

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education?

By renaming it 'Trump University'!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq.

They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.

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