I heard the Republican Party is considering renaming itself as the National Conservative party

Or Nat-C for short

I’m renaming my kids Sony and Disney

Because they can’t agree on anything

The MLB is renaming the “disabled list” to the “injured list”.

I’m surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the “Show Jumping” event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

Kraft foods is moving their entire operation to Israel.

They’ll be renaming themselves “Cheeses of Nazareth”.

Ellen has so much bad press about how entitled she is

That the network is renaming her program The Karen Show.

Recently, an outspoken atheist bought a local bookstore

The first change he made was renaming the religious section Crucifiction

Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education?

By renaming it 'Trump University'!

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