Squares Jokes - 10 Hilarious Squares Jokes

Why do people walk in circles and not in squares?

Because they are cutting corners.

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Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles..

Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!

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2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

(Thought of this in the shower. It’s a little cheesy)

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Why are squares so hot?

Because its corners are 90 degrees

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Why are squares fantastic lawyers?

They are always right.

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TP is currently in short supply, and I just squandered 3 squares

on a ghost shit.
Thanks for nothing, asshole.

What did the professor say when his student asked if pyramids were essentially squares?

Yes, but only up to a point.

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What do you get when you cross two squares with an ogre?

...a Shrektangle.

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What did 11 say to 4, 9, and 25?

You're all a bunch of squares.

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A Joke for Indigenous Peoples' Day

Once there was a native american named Lakota. All his tribe had normal teepees shaped like cones. But Lakota, repeatedly trying as he might could not make a normal teepee. Instead his teepee was very strange and shaped like a cube.

One day he went to an elder and asked, "why no matter how ha...

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