There are these two beautiful marble statues on either side of a big open piazza
For centuries they have stood frozen, starring longingly into each other's eyes. One day the gods look down upon them with pity and decide to grant them one hour of mortal life. The statues, overwhelmed with joy, rush across the square and into each others arms and immediately run off into a bush...
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They were both catchers for the Padres.
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A man goes to his barber to get a haircut.
As the barber is cutting his hair they start to chat a bit.
The man says “It’s me and my wives anniversary soon. We’re planning a trip to Rome as we've always wanted to go to Italy and really experience some authentic Italian food!”
“Ahh, don’t bother” says the barber. “The whole city ...