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Raincoats are the least sexy clothing item...

The whole point is to make sure you never get wet.

Women are like raincoats.

In a box in my attic marked "raincoats."

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Two friends are at a crowded football game

It is pouring down rain everyone is standing huddled together in raincoats suffering the weather as its a fantastic game.

One friend leans over and says "I really need to go to the bathroom but i don't want to miss this game!"

"Just piss in the pocket of the guy next to you. He won't n...

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