Recently the police were called to the residence of an elderly couple. The Chief radios the station that the wife has shot the husband.

The Sgt. at the station stammers "What? Why?" The Chief calls back "Well, apparently she warned him about walking on her freshly mopped floors one more time..." Sarge is in utter disbelief "Did you go and arrest her??" Chief said not yet. Sarge asked what the hell he's waiting for. Chief radios back...

GF: “ why do we need radios, our relationship is over “

Dude: “ our relationship is what? “

Babe why did you get these new radios? Our relationship is over.

Our relationship is what? Over.

I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio

So I entered my sister

A ship radios the German coast guard

Ship: Help we are sinking!

German coast guard: wot are you sinking about?

I used to tell a joke about radios

But it’s reception was always poor

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