A walkie talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie.

Radio-carbon dating

My girlfriend calls me on the walkie talkie i gave her

"You're too childish, this relationship is over" to which i replied with "this relationship is what? Over"

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends?! This is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over!"

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Sex over Walkie Talkie

Person 1: Bend over

Person 2: Bend what? Over

My wife was fed up watching me play with walkie talkie everytime. So she said , "Our relationship is over"

I replied, "our relationship is what?". Over.

What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?

Steve, Roger that?

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:

Stamps = Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators = Hearty Starty

Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy Test = Maybe Baby

Bra = Breastie Nestie

Fork = Stabby Grabby

Socks = Feetie Heatie

Hippo = Floatie Bloatie

Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

Girl: “Come over”

Guy: “Im coming over”

Girl: “We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over”

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie talkie.

What do you call a caterpillar with a phone?

A Walkie Talkie

My girlfriend told me I was too childish.

The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.

She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."

I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."

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