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Walkie Talkie Jokes

So I bought myself and my girlfriend walkie talkies

Gf: “You’re too childish, this isn’t working and it’s over”

Me: “Sorry, this isn’t working and it’s what? Over“

I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie

She didn’t get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.

What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?

Steve, Roger that?

Girl: "Come over"

Guy: "I'm coming over"

Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends?! This is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over!"

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Sex over Walkie Talkie

Person 1: Bend over

Person 2: Bend what? Over

A walkie talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie.

Radio-carbon dating

I want to post a walkie talkie joke

But I need to think it, over.

What's the difference between a walkie talkie and Steven Hawkin

Steven can't walkie or talkie

Don't know if this is a repost I just thought of this

My wife was fed up watching me play with walkie talkie everytime. So she said , "Our relationship is over"

I replied, "our relationship is what?". Over.

Two soldiers in a forest

Two soldiers are patrolling a forest, suddenly one of them collapses to the ground and the other begins to panic.

He picks up his walkie talkie and contacts his captain, he says "I need help! my partner collapsed to the ground and isn't moving, I think he's dead!"

The Captain responds:...

What do you call a caterpillar with a phone?

A Walkie Talkie

My girlfriend told me I was too childish.

The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.

She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."

I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."

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