Quid Pro Quo Jokes - 9 Hilarious Quid Pro Quo Jokes

A quid pro quo?

More like acquit pro quo

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I’ll tell you what quid pro quo means...

But you have to give me something first.

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Thank you President Trump..

..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!

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If there is one thing that democrats and republicans can agree on during this impeachment hearing...

...it's that "quid pro quo" is really fucking fun to say!

A favor for a neighbor is a good deed.

A favor for a favor is quid pro quo.

A favor for SpongeBob's neighbor is squid pro quo.

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What do you call it when two cephalopods do favors for each other?

Squid Pro Quo.

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Never eat the calamari at the free legal benefit

That's squid pro quo

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I believe that if someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return.

You know, squid pro quo.

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A restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp

It was squid pro quo.

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