The double quarter pounder with cheese from McDonald’s holds a special place in my heart.
Mainly in the Coronary artery.
Jesus said, "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."
But I think it'd be nice if God let everyone see him, regardless if you have a coronary blockage.
Always be closing
Head car salesman Jeff, having just had a heart to heart with bottom performer Larry about how important getting his next sale was to keeping his job, walked back out onto the sales lot and into a sight that nearly caused him to have a coronary.
Larry, considered dim even by using LED bulb wa...
I went to my doctor because I had severe chest pain that wasn't going away
I freaked out when he couldn't figure out what it was and ended up referring me to a cardiologist.
The cardiologist ran some labs and scans and told me to wait for the results in his office.
I was relieved when the doctor came back with the results with a huge smile on his face. ...
A group of Engineers are in a bar and the conversation turns to religion,...
The System Engineer says, "God must be an Systems Engineer, look at the design of the human nervous system. Millions of signals flying back and forward at enormous speeds, all controlled by a massively powerful processing system that can make billions of calculations every second. Only the greatest ...