This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My doctor told me I have gynecomastia. No, I insisted, I’ve just got man boobs!

Well, he replied, now you’re just arguing some man tits.

I'm having gynecomastia surgery in the morning

I haven't really told anyone. I just needed to get that off my chest

**I was literally going to post to /r/offmychest, but they arbitrarily ban people for posting to subreddits that they don't like.

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