Privacy Policy Jokes - 7 Hilarious Privacy Policy Jokes

My son came home as I was taking his door off it’s hinges and asked “Dad what are you doing?”

“We’ve updated our privacy policy”

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Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy

But hey, we’ve updated our privacy policy

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My crush finally texted me first

"I'm updating my privacy policy to make it easier for you to understand what information I collect from you. Click here to review my updated privacy policy, effective from June 2018"

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The last man on Earth was sitting alone in a room, when all of a sudden his phone rang...

“We’ve updated our privacy policy.”

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My roommate recently started having much louder sex with his girlfriend. "What changed?" I asked.

"We've updated our privacy policy."

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it

Does it still let everyone know it updated its privacy policy?

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Today, my girlfriend has agreed that we can do everything in bed now.

She accepted my updated privacy policy without reading.

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