Don’t run with bag pipes. You could poke out an eye out or worse...
Get kilt.
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A man with no penis took Slowpoke out of its Poke Ball and started humping it.
It took Slowpoke a while to realize how badly fucked it was.
A guy walks into a diner on the side of the road
The place is really old and messy, but he was hungry from the road so he sat at the table and ordered spaghetti with meatballs.
After a while the waitress gives him the order, and he saw a bunch of thick hairs on some of the meatballs.
He calls the waitress "Hey miss, there are a bunch...
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