I gave my wife a vibrator moulded from a cast of my own penis for her to use whilst I'm away on business
and she's just sent me a text to say that she's tried it out and it was just like the real thing. The batteries ran out before she reached orgasm.
Four friends were going out for coffee when they spotted a hooker, “the worlds oldest profession” says one. The Doctor among them said “No, My profession is the oldest. It says in the Bible that God created woman from Adam’s rib. That’s the work of a surgeon” “Ahhhh” says the second friend, “but ...