Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand?
Because she uses the other one to sing
Why Can’t Thor play Piano?
He hates playing the Lokis.
(I know it’s bad plus it’s better read out loud)
Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure?
Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not.
Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before!
What do you call a blind ghost that likes to play piano?
Wraith Charles
Steve sees an ad for hiring a music producer.
The ad reads: "MUSIC PRODUCER WANTED! Must be able to play piano, type 40 words a minute, and be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer!" So he decides to go apply for the job.
The hiring manager is pleased with his resume but says, "Well your resume looks good, but I have to admit S...
A man is recovering from surgery after a car crash, and he notices that both his hands are covered in casts. When a nurse comes to check on him, he asks "Will I be able to play piano after this?" "Yes, the casts should come off in a few weeks, then you should be able to play."
"That's funny, I couldn't play piano before the accident."
A man with broken arms went to see the doctor.
Man: "Can I play piano after my hands are healed?"
Doctor: "Yes you can"
Man: "Amazing, I could not play piano before".
A pianist performing in a subway terminal...
was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To wh...
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