Pink Floyd Jokes - 14 Hilarious Pink Floyd Jokes

Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other’s gardens.

This means Roger Waters Robert’s Plants.

What's Cookie Monster's favourite Pink Floyd song?

Comfortably Nom nom nom nom.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd.

They've left those kids a loan.

EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O

What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Their biggest hits were all "The Wall"

As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing makes me angrier than seeing a vegan eating pudding.

Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album?

Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

When I get stoned I like to listen to Pink Floyd & eat a lot.

I have become comfortably plump.

Pink Floyd is having trouble funding a remastered version of "The Wall"

They're making Mexico pay for it

Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?

Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.

I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd

"We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don’t match up at all

It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

I don't need therapy

What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.

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