Two older couple were having breakfast.

Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night!
Old man 2: What's the name of it ?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower called?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. *turn...

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Carnation Milk

65 Years Ago.

This is PRICELESS ............

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around
her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk,
with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores...

What kind of country would we have if everybody drove a pink Chevrolet?

A pink carnation.

What do you call a pink flower that resurrects itself?

A rein-carnation.

An elderly couple invites another couple over for dinner.

After their meal, the wives left the table to go clean up in the kitchen.

The two elderly gents were left talking, and one says to the other, "Last night we went out to this fantastic new restaurant. I'd highly recommend it."

The other man says: "What's the name of the restaur...

What did the Texan florist say when he was robbed?

"What in carnation?!"

What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy?

WHAT IN CARNATION?!

One older couple invites another older couple over for dinner.

After eating, the women go to the kitchen to do the dishes and the men retire to the living room for a brandy.
One of the men says to the other, “Did you do anything interesting today.”
Other one said, “Not a damn thing.”
“How about yesterday?”
“Nope. Nothing.”
“Did you go out for din...

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Old People

There was this group of "couple friends" who met regularly and over the years they turned into old people. For years and years they would get together regularly. It was the standard old people get together. The women would gather in the kitchen and talk and the men would sit around in the living ...

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