Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy say...
A manager lost track of one of his employees, and goes to search for him. Outside the building, he finds the employee reading a document and drinking a pilsner.
“What the hell are you doing!” The manager yells, “lunch ended an hour ago, and here you are drinking on the job!”
“I don’t understand, boss,” the man replies, “I thought you encouraged malty tasking!”
I just came up with this at a restaurant with my girlfriend, she rolled her eyes to ...
On the chicken farm
A farmer who produced free range eggs gave a visitor a tour.
"And in this corner, the hens take some of the grain that we give them and put it in that old water dish, where it ferments and becomes a kind of primitive beer."
The visitor replied "Wow! Chicken brewers! I wonder if it's mo...
A huge bloke decked in full hunting gear and with an entire dead wildebeest over his shoulder made his way to Nairobi airport.
As he approached the desk the airline attendant noted the wildebeest carcass but more alarmingly noticed that the suitcase he was dragging was bulging sporadically and clearly contained something large and very much alive. Feeling slightly nervous but determined to do his job the attendant challeng...
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The Golden Bar
Three guys go out to a a bar, called The Golden Bar. They have a great time, have too much to drink but agree to meet back there the next day.
The next night, they take seats at the bar and start talking about the previous night. They start talking about the gold theme and asking the bartende...
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