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A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat.

Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."

The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer.

The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. Fucking smart man."

Starting to...

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The Golden Bar

Three guys go out to a a bar, called The Golden Bar. They have a great time, have too much to drink but agree to meet back there the next day.

The next night, they take seats at the bar and start talking about the previous night. They start talking about the gold theme and asking the bartende...

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