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Support Column Jokes

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A farmer calls a carpenter to fix his fence

The carpenter asks what is the problem with the fence. The man explains that the support columns are not strong enough and that his fence keeps falling over.

The carpenter asks "What are your suport columns made of?"

The farmer replies "They are made out of cow manure."

The carp...

A group of engineers are sent to survey America's oldest prison...

They review the entire infrastructure and color code the problems. The worst of which are few support columns and plumbing in the solitary units.

The warden looked over the findings and asked for a summary, the engineer replied "the biggest problems are in cells and the red pillars"

A man is in Iraq and sees a fancy antique lamp for sale in shop.

The shop owner assured the man that if he rubbed the lamp a genie would appear and he would get 3 wishes.

The man spent many days planning for his three wishes and finally rubbed the lamp.

When the genie appeared the man exclaimed in wonder. It was true! "For my first wish....."
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