Pikachu Jokes - 50 Hilarious Pikachu Jokes

How do you get pikachu on a bus?

Pokemon

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What would you call a green Pikachu?

Pickle-chu

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What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?

Pica, Pica.

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Why is Pikachu always so happy?

He's got a positive charge.

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What did the poke ball say to pikachu?

Catch ya later!

-via my 7 year old

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What kind of car does Pikachu drive?

A volts-wagon.

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Pikachu is type electric, Charmander is type fire

Snorlax is type 2 diabetic

I'll show myself to the door.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What did the Pikachu say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?

Pikachu.

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A Pikachu walks out of a bar...

and the barkeeper yells "Bye, catch you later!".

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Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?

Gotchu!

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My Pikachu started eating paper clips, paint chips, pencils...

When I asked her what's wrong, she said "Pica. Pica."

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Be warned, if you are in the shower, I may Pikachu.

But, it's only 'cause I'm trying to see the Jigglypuffs.

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Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard

911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Why shouldn't you use a fitting room in a store run by Team Rocket?

They might try to take a Pikachu!

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What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf?

Charmander

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"Pikachu, use astonish!"

*Leans into opponent's ear*

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

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My blond friend once used “GokuBatmanHulkPikachuBakugouLucinaMulanAangBangkok” as his e-mail password.

He said that his password needed 8 Characters with 1 Capital.

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My favorite pokemon joke

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu

Raichu

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What did Raichu say to Pikachu?

Raichu

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My friend told me he had sex with a Pikachu

It was pretty shocking

A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...

He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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I was plying Pokemon GO in the park the other day

The craze of Pokemon GO may well have died off for most people but I still love it and play all the time.

I was in my local park the other day when my absolute favourite Pokemon appeared!
It was over by a group of girls so i tried to contain my excitement so I didn't draw attentio...

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Why is Ash your stalker?

Because no matter where he goes he always takes a pikachu.

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What do Kanye West and Pikachu have in common?

During sex they both yell their own names.

What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?

They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

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Pikachu used racist comments

It's super offensive!

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What do Stalker Pokémon do?

They Pikachu in the shower

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA

(Credit to my 5 year old son)

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What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes?

Machu Pikachu

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Why shouldn't you let your pokemon into the bathroom while you shower?

So they don't Pikachu.

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What do you call it when a man takes a side glance at a woman on the street while sneezing?

Pikachu

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What makes Pokémon such terrible roommates?

Some of them pikachu

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The end of Infinity War was a real shock for people, I know.

I was more surprised by the end of *Detective Pikachu* when everyone turned into Ash.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What did the gynecologist say when playing Pokémon?

Let me get a Pikachu!

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Why should you NEVER use the bathroom when you are around Pokemon?

They might Pikachu

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Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?

Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu

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What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu

Charizard

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Why did Ash Ketchum always win at hide and seek?

because he'd Pikachu

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Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru?

It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu

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What did Ash say when he accidentally walked in on Misty changing?

Sorry, I wasn't trying to get a Pikachu.

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There was this guy working at McDonald’s.

and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it's color or by smelling it, he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or an...

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What do you call the peak of a sneeze?

a pikachu

(for the slow: peak - atchoo)

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Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.

She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.

Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:

Me: who's there
She: pig
Me: pig who?
She: pikachu

That was the ...

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Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket...

... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.

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I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me.

She said "I'll take a Pikachu."

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Why was Ash Ketchum on a registered sex offenders list?

Because he was caught having a Pikachu.

Why do perverts love Pokemon?

Because they can catch a Pikachu.

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