What did the Pikachu say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?
Pikachu is type electric, Charmander is type fire
Snorlax is type 2 diabetic
I'll show myself to the door.
What did the poke ball say to pikachu?
Catch ya later!
-via my 7 year old
What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu
Why is Pikachu always so happy?
He's got a positive charge.
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I may Pikachu.
But, it's only 'cause I'm trying to see the Jigglypuffs.
What kind of treatment does Pikachu seek when he gets cancer?
What would you call a green Pikachu?
What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf?
Hey Pikachu, all these shoes are great. can I have them all?
No, just PIK-A-SHU!
Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolves into?
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What do Kanye West and Pikachu have in common?
During sex they both yell their own names.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
What would Detective Pikachu be called if it was released by Paramount Pictures?
I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash.
I guess Ash is just better grounded.
Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?
Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu
What do you call it when a man takes a side glance at a woman on the street while sneezing?
What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?
I love the pokey, mon.
Why shouldn't you use a fitting room in a store run by Team Rocket?
They might try to take a Pikachu!
What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu
What did Raichu say to Pikachu?
There was this guy working at McDonald’s.
and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it's color or by smelling it, he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or an...
What makes Pokémon such terrible roommates?
Some of them pikachu
"Pikachu, use astonish!"
*Leans into opponent's ear*
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
The end of Infinity War was a real shock for people, I know.
I was more surprised by the end of *Detective Pikachu* when everyone turned into Ash.
What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?
Silly kids Halloween joke
What does a Pikachu dressed as a ghost say?
I was plying Pokemon GO in the park the other day
The craze of Pokemon GO may well have died off for most people but I still love it and play all the time.
I was in my local park the other day when my absolute favourite Pokemon appeared! It was over by a group of girls so i tried to contain my excitement so I didn't draw attentio...
Media has brainwashed my 3yo son.
He thinks Pikachu is the strongest Pokemon.
Why should you never get undressed in front of a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu
Today my girlfriend learned about knock knock jokes.
She is from Indonesia and for whatever reason she said "nok nok" which is the equivalent of "oink oink" which i learned later.
Thinking she said "knock knock" i thought she wanted to make a joke and asked:
Me: who's there She: pig Me: pig who? She: pikachu
That was the ...
My favorite pokemon joke
What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Why is Ash your stalker?
Because no matter where he goes he always takes a pikachu.
Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket...
... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.
Why do perverts love Pokemon?
Because they can catch a Pikachu.
Why are Pokemon considered manly in Peru?
It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
Pikachu used racist comments
It's super offensive!
Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard
911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
What did Ash say when he accidentally walked in on Misty changing?
Sorry, I wasn't trying to get a Pikachu.
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Why was Ash Ketchum on a registered sex offenders list?
Because he was caught having a Pikachu.
What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?
They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...
He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me.
She said "I'll take a Pikachu."