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Squirtle Jokes

Squirtle

A man arrives at a fancy dress with a naked girl on his back.

"I'm a turtle" he says.

Oh.. Who's on your back?

"That's Michelle" he replies.

How do you get pikachu and squirtle on a bus?

You poke 'em on

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What is a porn star’s favorite pokemon?

Squirtle.

I hacked my savegames from the first generation of Pokemon to teach my Starter-Pokemon fight. 15 years later I saw what I had created...

A Tenage-Mutant-Ninja-Squirtle

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