How Many Animals Can You Fit In a Pair of Pantyhose?
An Ass, a Pussy, two calves, ten piggies and god knows how many hares! I heard this joke from my aunt in the 70's. Wondered if it was well known.
Five Little Piggies
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. As the farmers lived 60 miles fro...
[Request] Need jokes to cheer up BIL after surgery with less than desired results
Hi /r/jokes!
My brother-in-law had major surgery on his fully functional leg two days ago. He came out of the surgery unable to move his foot. There is no apparent reason for the lack of foot functionality.
I am here to request a wide range of jokes about his foot. Clean jokes to d...
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