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Pianos Jokes

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria.

So he brings it home and hires a guy to come tune it. The piano tuner struggles with it and after five minutes says, “Lemme guess... West African piano?”

“Yeah, how did you know?” my uncle responds.

“Well, West African pianos are notoriously hard to tune,” he says, “not like North Afri...

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How many Pianos did Liberace have?

Nobody knows for sure, but it's believed that he had Organs up the ass.

Girls are like pianos.

When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

If baby grand pianos just smaller versions of grand pianos, shouldn't they just be called...

pianos?

I like Elton John. Brilliant on the piano

Sucks on the organ tho.

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