What's black and white and goes "Oooooo"?

A cow with no lips.



(Credit goes to my 8-yr-old.)

What is black and white and red all over?

A nun with a hatchet in her head.

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What do you call those black and white movies where nobody speaks?

Interracial porn

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I like those black and white films where no one says anything

Interracial Porn

What’s black and white and can cut through steel beams?

A penguin with a lightsaber

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

"A penguin rolling down a hill"

My 6 y.o just told me this one and I don't know why I laughed so hard. I felt it should be shared. Lol

Black and white

What’s black and white and lives in Africa?
A zebra.

What’s black and white and hides in caves?
A zebra that owes me money.

How do you adress a black and white striped rabbi?

In Zebrew.

What's black and white and red all over?

* Classic answer: A newspaper.
* Children's answer: A zebra with a suntan.
* Holiday answer: Santa at the bottom of the chimney.
* Religious answer: An priest realizing that he really is wearing a dress.
* Appalling answer: An interracial couple in an automobile accident.

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What's black and white and read all over?

Aw crap, I don't think this joke works in text...

When I was young I couldn’t differentiate between black and white.

Those were dark times.
Or not.
I could never tell.

What’s black and white that could fall out of a tree and kill you?

A piano

I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse

I dont get why I'm not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.

What sits on a tree, is black and white, and is very dangerous?

A cow with a machine gun.

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What's Black and White but never red anymore?

The fucking News Paper

What is black and white and flies through space?

A cowmet!

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin caught in a revolving door.

How does a black and white horse spell zoo?

With a Z Bruh!

If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend.

I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.

In the mid-1950s, black and white were in harmony.

Unfortunately, that was only on the TV screen.

Sure, you can borrow my black and white fabric

Just don’t make a habit out of it

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What's black and white, red all over, and can't turn around in a hallway?

A nun with a spear through her

(Told this to a nun in highschool during class. She threw a blackboard eraser at me but laughed)

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A black and white guy are training at the gym.

After their training session they hit the changing room and undress.

The white guy can’t help but look at the black guys penis size and remarks, “How did you get it so big?”

He replies, “It’s a muscle so when I go home, I put on a warm bath, get inside and begin to stretch it by tuggi...

Black and white...

I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face.

I'll have to get this checked.

If I made a Mobius strip out of black and white dog fur,

would it result in eternal dalmation?

What's black and white and full of fuzz?

A squad car.

What did Donald Trump say when he learnt black and white weren’t real colours?

Fake hues

What’s black and white and hated all over?

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie

What do Penguins, Black and White movies, Zebras and newspapers all have in common?

The next generation is not going to know what any of those things are.

What's black and white and red all over?

A man with Vitiligo being beaten to death with a hammer.

When i was your age everything was in black and white.

Schools, fountains, bathrooms, everything.

"Not everything is black and white," said my grandfather.

He loves commentating on Schindler's List.

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What is black and white and red all over?

An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship.

Television was never really black and white before color

It was basically just 50 shades of gray

The world was only black and white until the 1920s.

We've even got picture and movie evidence of it.

What's black and white and red all over?

A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.

All dreams are in black and white.

If you see color, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

What's black and white and red all over?

A penguin that just fell down the stairs.

What's black and white and laughing?




...the penguin that pushed him


*not original, heard it years ago from a friend still my fav*

What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

What is black and white and red all over?

A suicide note.

Edit: I already feel horrible
Edit 2: I left out a semicolon

Q: What goes black and white

Black

White

Black

White

Black

White?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.

Q2: What goes green a few days later?

A: The same nun at the bottom of the staircase.

I don't like black and white jewelry.

I feel like it's panda ring.

Asian , Mexican , black and White

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then...

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