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Black And White Jokes

Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos.

Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.

What is black and white and red all over?

At this point, the shorter list would be "what *isn't* black and white and red all over".

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What do you call those black and white movies where nobody speaks?

Interracial porn

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

"A penguin rolling down a hill"

My 6 y.o just told me this one and I don't know why I laughed so hard. I felt it should be shared. Lol

Who's black and white and red all over?

A victim of an industrial accident at a newspaper printing plant.

What's black and white and goes "Oooooo"?

A cow with no lips.



(Credit goes to my 8-yr-old.)

What's black and white and can be seen through?

A zebra with a big hole in it.

What is black and white and red all over

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun falling down the stairs

My mom told me that “the world isn’t just black and white”

She still hasn’t coped with me being colorblind.

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I like those black and white films where no one says anything

Interracial Porn

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What's black and white and has a dirty name?

Sister Mary fuck face.

I got some black and white tattoos done in shapes a few years ago, and anytime my wife gets upset she just lies on me and colours them in...

I guess sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

Credit u/HugoZHackenbush2

What’s black and white that could fall out of a tree and kill you?

A piano

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What's black and white and read all over?

Aw crap, I don't think this joke works in text...

Black and white

What’s black and white and lives in Africa?
A zebra.

What’s black and white and hides in caves?
A zebra that owes me money.

How do you adress a black and white striped rabbi?

In Zebrew.

When I was young I couldn’t differentiate between black and white.

Those were dark times.
Or not.
I could never tell.

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What's Black and White but never red anymore?

The fucking News Paper

What's black and white and red all over?

* Classic answer: A newspaper.
* Children's answer: A zebra with a suntan.
* Holiday answer: Santa at the bottom of the chimney.
* Religious answer: An priest realizing that he really is wearing a dress.
* Appalling answer: An interracial couple in an automobile accident.

What is black and white and flies through space?

A cowmet!

I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse

I dont get why I'm not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes michael jackson.

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A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo

When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.

When the guns are empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, “Hey! What th...

How does a black and white horse spell zoo?

With a Z Bruh!

What is black and white, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?

a cow with a machine gun.

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin caught in a revolving door.

Black and white...

I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face.

I'll have to get this checked.

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An evil black knight and a holy white knight meet on the field of battle

The black knight calls out to his opponent, "behold the power of my sturdy lance and my steed! We will conquer this land and enslave its people on behalf of the dark wizard!"

The white knight responds, "nary have I enountered such a vile and wicked man! The people of this holy land shall rem...

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is black and white and red all over?

An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich

After he finishes eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots it in the air. The bartender is surprised and asks the panda why he did that. The panda pulls out a dictionary and points to the entry on "panda", which reads: "Panda: a large black and white bear-like mammal native to China. Eats shoots an...

Sure, you can borrow my black and white fabric

Just don’t make a habit out of it

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A black and white guy are training at the gym.

After their training session they hit the changing room and undress.

The white guy can’t help but look at the black guys penis size and remarks, “How did you get it so big?”

He replies, “It’s a muscle so when I go home, I put on a warm bath, get inside and begin to stretch it by tuggi...

If you live in Florida, make sure to take a black and white photo of the hurricane this weekend.

I'm not exactly sure why, but I've heard a lot of buzz about a picture of Dorian, grey. People seem pretty wilde about it.

In the mid-1950s, black and white were in harmony.

Unfortunately, that was only on the TV screen.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green all over?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

What’s black and white and hated all over?

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie

What do Penguins, Black and White movies, Zebras and newspapers all have in common?

The next generation is not going to know what any of those things are.

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